Monday, April 28, 2008

NBA Most Improved Player Award

Hedo Turkoglu won the NBA Most Improved Player Award on Monday over Rudy Gay and LaMarcus Aldridge. Even as a Portland fan and an Aldridge fan I must say that the voters got this one right.

This award is supposed to go to the most “improved player” and not the “second year guy who gets more playing time”. Turkoglu set career marks in scoring, rebounding, and assists this year on a playoff team. If I had votes I would have gone Turkoglu one, Al Jefferson two, and Mike Dunleavy three.

Thoughts?


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Random Monday Thoughts, pt. 1

Jazz/Rockets

- The Rockets are at least making the Jazz work for it. Which is good because it will mean the Jazz are that much more banged up and tired for their second round opponent. And we all want the Jazz to lose.

- Houston is one consistent SG away from a championship. Doesn't even have to be a superstar, just someone who stretches defenses to the perimeter and worries other teams enough that they can't consistently double/triple team McGrady.

- Deron Williams is a monster. He constantly looks as if he'd seriously consider spitting on you if he weren't too busy destroying your team. I like guys with something to prove, or who at least play that way, and he's definitely got it.

Suns/Spurs

- I keep expecting Nash to look directly into a camera, arch his eyebrows in surprise, and yell, "Doctor Evil stole my mojo!" Where did this guy's swagger go? It came back a bit in the last game, but he's got to start playing like he won two MVPs in a row, not like he's afraid Timmah is going to eat his lunch, kiss his girl, and push him in a mud puddle.


- You can't like the Spurs. Seriously. Liking the Spurs is now crime. I thought L.A. had the biggest collection of whining, crying, flopping douchebags...nope. Congratulations, Spurs, you've won another title: the inaugural "Tim Duncan Team Trophy for Most Supreme and Ultimate Douchebaggery".

- I counted eight consecutive trips on which Timmah looked for the nearest ref on the court so he could plead like he was on death row, complete with arms thrown up in the air, eyes rolling, hands clasped, and mouth foaming worse than Cujo. On only four of those trips was the offense funneled through him. Just to be clear...he whined to to the refs on eight (8) consecutive offensive posessions even though the offense went through him on only four of those posessions.

- The league needs to do something about this. Yesterday. Here's what I'm envisioning: every player gets one call to argue during the game. You so much as raise an eyebrow after that and it's a T with ball for the other team. This would work. It would speed up the game, make it more enjoyable, cut down on flopping (because who would want to flop if they couldn't get up and act incredulous that a call wasn't made?), and put men on the court instead of, say, Vaginobli.

Celtics/Hawks

- Wow. Saturday's game was a blast. I don't care that the Hawks are going to get crushed and humiliated over the next two games, for one game they played ball. They took it to the Celtics, ala Horford getting in Pierce's face after hitting the J over him.

- Note to Horford: dumb, dumb, dumb. You're a rookie, he's a six time All-Star. The league would have looked the other way if he had gotten up, grabbed a chair, and broke it across your teeth. Pierce probably has 3 more solid years in him. Get ready for 3 years of him embarassing you and your team.

- Consistency is the difference between good and Holy Crap. Here's hoping Josh Smith finds consistency.

- It's a good things the Celtics got taken to the woodshed. It looked to me like they let the Hawks sneak up on them, expecting a quick and easy sweep. You can bet that won't happen again in this post-season. Bad news for the rest of the league.

NFL Draft

- So much made of so little, I'm drowning in hyperbole. From the way the announcers talk, the fourth round will absolutely make or break your team. If you reach for a player in the third round, you've decimated your team for the next ten years. Draft a guy two spots too early, you're clueless; draft a guy two spots lower than projected, you're a genius for waiting for the guy to fall to you. This is why I don't plan my day around watching the draft.

- It's damn cool that linemen were in such demand through the first round. The guys that never get attention until they do something wrong, but ultimately have as much say in the outcome of the game as anyone, are finally getting some well deserved attention.

- More draft stuff to come...if time allows.


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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

NFL Draft

So the NFL Draft started a bit earlier than most people thought it would. The Miami Dolphins have agreed to contract terms with Jake Long an OT from Michigan. Now all they need to do is solve the problems at other positions like DL, LB, DB, QB, and
WR.

Any thoughts on when and were some Oregon players will go?

Cam Colvin
Dennis Dixon
Geoff Schwartz
Jonathan Stewart
Yvenson Bernard
Joey LaRocque
Alexis Serna
Eric Angie


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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

A moment of silence, please...

At approximately 9:14 p.m. (PST) on April 21st, the Houston Rockets' post-season was officially declared dead.

While technically still having a pulse, there was no reasonable hope for advancement and doctors decided against prolonging the pain of an entire franchise.

Investigators are still looking for the culprits. Expectations placed too high on an unproven and injury prone star, lack of consistent interior defense, and heavy reliance on "Skip to my Lou" have all been identified as suspects.


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Monday, April 21, 2008

NBA playoff thoughts (for the games that matter)

First, I'm not doing a rundown of all the games. Even if you threatened to gouge out my vocal chords with a rusty spoon you couldn't get me to comment on Orlando/Toronto. No, this will be a few ruminations on the games I, and therefore my imaginary readers, care about.

Phoenix/San Antonio (game 1) -

San Antonio is the only team in the league that I would never feel safe against no matter how large the lead. I'm pretty sure the Spurs defy the laws of conservation of energy. They're down by 8? Nope, look again. You could swear they haven't actually scored a bucket but now they're up by 4. They're creating mass and energy out of the void, people!


Phoenix, be afraid, be very afraid. You did a lot of things right in that game, and not much wrong, and still ended up with a heartbreaker. That kind of stuff just weighs on you after a while. The mountain is too high, the rock too heavy...all that.

Despite foul trouble the Suns had Oberto taking baseline jumpers; you couldn't write it any better than that.

Parker shooting 3 pointers? Pretty please with sugar on top?

Udoka shooting jumpers? I'll take another plate of that, thank you!

Timmah's going to be Timmah. You let him have his points, his boards, etc. But they had the Spurs playing into their game despite the foul trouble all game long!

Sheesh. Either this bodes well for San Antonio (i.e. wrap up another trophy) or the Spurs got really lucky. I'm hoping for the latter, and I'm hoping Phoenix comes out ready to play the same game. I also hope the refs come out ready to call a technical on Vaginobli every time he acts like someone assaulted him with a piece of re-bar.


New Orleans/Dallas (game 1) -

Ahaha.

Hahahaha.

AAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAA!

You mean Dallas choked a fat one? You must be joking.

Everyone who said the Hornets were too young to be competitive in the post-season owes me a nickel. Yes, you, I'm talking to you. Who knew that retirement would come this easy?


Boston/Atlanta (game 1) -

I really do think that any other team in the East would have trouble with Atlanta. They are so athletic, so quick, and so young they don't believe you when you tell them they can't win. Did you see the way they were beating Boston to those rebounds?

The Cs, obviously, are just too experienced to let the kids sneak up on them. So focused, so ready, so damn fierce...it doesn't really matter what Atlanta, or likely the rest of the league, tries to throw at them. They are scary good. And I think they probably haven't received the respect they deserve; there's a little tarnish from playing in the Leastern conference. You're a fool if you think they aren't the #1 seed, by a mile, in the Western conference.

Give it two more years, though, Atlanta. Keep the egos and the payroll under control and pray, if you manage those things, that injuries don't tear your team apart. If you can do that...


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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Welcome to PMS!

Good day and welcome to the PMS (Portland Men on Sports) blog.

If you haven't tuned in, our half hour TV show by the same name can been seen on your local Comcast public access stations.

This is my first post so let's make it a doozy. During our last episode, we informed you we would be posting our extended list of Blazer grades. My grades are based on a production to potential ratio unless otherwise noted. So without further ado...

Brandon Roy: solid A
Reigning rookie of the year, all-star, and team leader all by the end of his second tour of the league. Don't get your knickers in a bunch, people, the injury concerns are overblown. He hasn't had protection in the form of a legitimate inside presence and teams have been muscling him. Next year he'll have some protection and, hopefully, a team that uses its weapons to create more space for him. Sheesh, you'd think with all the fuss that we've been burned by injuries to a high draft pick before...
-- Homework: Be the guy. Aldridge isn't now, and probably won't ever consistently be, the guy. This means it falls to you. You have the skills and leadership, now let that killer instinct come through. Be the player other teams fear. The one they know is going to put the nail in their coffin. Also, free throws. Yeah, work on those pretty please.

LaMarcus Aldridge: B+
LA has added several offensive moves to his repertoire. While consistently hitting the 10-15 foot jumper, he's also been deadly with that sweet mini-hook we've seen. It's too bad we can't pry Kareem from the Lakers organization to work with Aldridge; the thought alone turns me into a drooling Homer Simpson caricature. Rebounding has improved
-- Homework: The Blazers and Aldridge need to make a decision; finesse or power? Yeah, he could be both, but that's much harder to mold. I'd like to see Aldridge back his opponent down and bully him but maybe that's just not his game. If we can get reliable minutes and contribution from Oden then we don't have any worries, finesse away. But if Oden doesn't come back (I just threw up in my mouth) then Aldridge is going to have to fill the toughness gap. He could be Tim Duncan with an attitude, or he could be Chris Webber. I'll take either one, but which one would you prefer? Me, too.

Travis Outlaw: B
Fortunately, or unfortunately depending on your outlook, Travis has developed the mentality I'm looking for Roy to exhibit. Travis wants the shot for the win, he wants the run-stopper, the run-starter, the "let's blow the roof of the Rose Garden" dagger. And for the most part he's delivered. Travis' best weapon is his athleticism, which he can use to recover from his mistakes (See steals: Kobe Bryant).
-- Homework: Travis' worst crutch is his athleticism, which he has used instead of developing ball handling skills, really solid defense, and a more varied offensive arsenal. For now he can just elevate over defenders and get his shot off. One knee injury or 5 years in the league will see that ability diminish or disappear. If he wants longevity and the chance to be a special player, now is the time to learn proper footwork (offense and defense), ball handling, and offensive moves.

Steve Blake: A -
One of those guys that makes the most of what they've got. A solid teammate, low mistake, good character guy, Blake is a great substitution player. Give him 20 to 25 minutes a night off the bench and you're going to get average to slightly above average defense, high intensity, low turnover play at the point. Also, the ability to consistently hit an open 3 keeps defenses honest.
-- Homework: No summer school for Blake. The homework here belongs to the Blazers who need that starting PG. Blake isn't the long term solution, but this is his second stint with us and he belongs with the Blazers.

Martell Webster: B -
Probably the toughest to grade due to inconsistency. But I give Martell a bit of a pass on this because the 2 and 3 positions have had little consistency from a PT standpoint. I get the feeling Martell is one of those guys who needs to know his role before he can settle into it and we certainly haven't given him that this year. However, he hasn't taken the opportunity to step in and let his play demand attention either. But the biggest consideration here should be this: HE'S ONLY 21! He came straight out of high school and he's had a lot of expectations put on him. There is absolutely no reason to give up on this kid, especially considering the way he was playing just before the diagnosis of the heart condition.
-- Homework: Take care of the ticker. Once that's under control, and there's no reason to believe it will be an ongoing issue, work on defensive consistency and offensive Xs and Os. Everything else is maturation and staying in shape.

Joel Przybilla: B -
You might make the argument that he's making the most of what he's got, too. I ain't buyin' it. Joel is a defensive presence but an offensive liability. I can't count the number of easy feeds he's received that have bounced off his hands or he's thrown off the backboard at 90 m.p.h. I get it, he has no touch. The solution is to develop 2 power moves that get you in a position to dunk the ball rather than trying to lay it up. Przy has the size and the lenght to do this so you have to wonder why it hasn't been more of a focus. I might have been willing to raise his grade a little if we weren't paying so much for a one dimensional player, even though it's not his fault he took the money offered him.
-- Homework: We know what the future holds for Joel; a highly paid defensive specialist in the court of King Oden. Joel's job will be enforcer and I hope he takes to it with relish. Give him 15 minutes a game and the following instructions, "See how (insert name here) has been abusing us? You've got 6 fouls, make 'em count."

Channing Frye: revised to B+ based on extra credit
Double double in 3 of last 4 and shooting 64%; that's how you entice a team to keep you around after an inconsistent year. Frye is a glue guy, so much so that I formally suggest a nickname like Bond-O. Good character, basketball smarts, into the community, great teammate...oh, and not too shabby on the floor when given consistent direction. But you want him on your team because of the things he does the box score doesn't reflect.
-- Homework: Tone up a little so you can bang a bit coming off the bench for Aldridge next year. Keep up the conditioning and study defenses.

Jarrett Jack: D+
Hey, I'm not down on Jack. I don't personally dislike the guy. This is just business. So let's let the numbers do the talking. 1.69 assist to turnover ratio. 16th in the league in turnovers per 48 minutes. 9.7 PPG. Is Jack a PG? If so, he's obviously not taking care of the ball enough. The turnover ratio isn't even top 50 league wide for PGs. Is he an undersized SG? 9.7 PPG is 112th in the NBA, not exactly what you're looking for even from a bench player. Yes, he can be a sparkplug sometimes. But he just as often disappears or has a turnover at a crucial moment. He just doesn't fit our system, doesn't fit the team, and doesn't contribute anything we can't get elsewhere.
-- Homework: Make sure you don't just wrap the glasses in newspaper, you have to crumple newspaper and stuff it inside, too. That's how you keep it from breaking. And I can recommend a good real estate agent if you need one.

James Jones: Incomplete
Jones is intriguing for a number of reasons. His obvious calling card is 3 point shooting but with a little work he could be a sneaky defender. He's already got the long reach and surprising size, now he just needs someone to mentor him with all the little tricks. I've already seen him use some, like setting screens with the leg hitched out just a little bit to create an inch more space, or using a hip to box an offensive player out of bounds on the baseline so there's a better chance for an advantage on the break. Injuries sidelined him too much to grade his contribution, but he was a key component of the Blazer 17 out of 18 streak in December/January.
-- Homework: Keep learning those sneaky defensive moves (Maurice Lucas anyone?) and don't lose the conditioning so there's no added stress to the knee.

Sergio Rodriguez: Incomplete
Everyone seems to like Sergio's passion and personality. But he certainly hasn't played his way into more PT and it's hard to argue against that decision. Talk amongst us has revolved around whether or not we're going to keep him to help Rudy Fernandez adjust a little easier. Either way, unless he gets consistent minutes, and more of them, he's not going to be a Blazer much longer. My question to you, package him now before Rudy bonds with him or keep him to help Rudy adjust?
-- Homework: Study defense and pray.

Raef LaFrentz : No grade
We all know why we have Raef. Now, I like him and always have; watched him play in Denver from '98 to '02 when he was averaging 13 and 8, 2 to 3 blocks, and hitting about 40% from 3. He was good, which is why he got the contract that's costing us 12 mil a year. He's either giving us a ton of cap room next summer or he's gettting traded for his expiring contract. Either way, time and injuries have caught up with Raef and he's all but done. I know he's been the butt of a joke for the past 6 years but *sniff* I'm gonna miss the guy.
-- Homework: Help Jack pack and get us a damn PG!

Josh McRoberts: No grade
McBob's job description: Don't hurt anyone and stay best friends with Oden.
-- Homework: Don't hurt anyone and stay best friends with Oden.

Von Wafer: No grade
Coolest name in the NBA, by far. He sounds like a secret agent for the Keebler elves. This guy could develop into a dead shooter and I hope he gets the chance. But I don't think it will be with this team. Godspeed, Von Wafer.
-- Homework: Watch out for Vesper Lynd, she'll betray you.

Greg Oden: No grade
You know what, Greg? Be a kid for as long as you can. People will try to rip that away from you soon enough, but just keep on being Greg as long as it fits you. Eventually you'll have the desire to turn into Gregzilla, the unstoppable force. Until then, know that this town loves you and can't wait to see you on the floor next year.
-- Homework: Stay away from DDR and pickup games at Bally's.

Darius Miles: F
Goodbye.

Congratulations if you made it through all that. Frankly, I wouldn't have read all my drivel. Feel free to comment. Who knows, I might single you out on the next show...


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